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Q: well basically, i've been seeing this guy for some time but we haven't had shower sex yet, or even showered together. i'm digging the idea but i'm just not familiar with it and it seems like it would be so ... awkward? like, i've got this red hair and every time i shower it runs this disgusting orangey-red color down ME and down my drain. hot, right? and then there's my eye make up that would inevitably run down my face. those things aren't hot! i think they'd be awkward! please tell me, how do i kick the awkwardness and have normal shower sex?
A:
DONT DYE YOUR HAIR.
DONT WEAR MAKE UP IN THE SHOWER
JUST PULL HIM INTO THE FUCKING SHOWER.
AND FUCK.
F U C K.
FUCK.
-ryan
Monday May 23rd, 2011 | Asked by Anonymous
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